THE WANDERER - AN ADAPTATION

Now we're the kind of guys you don't want to hang around
We egg our lowest score and it only costs a pound
We make the loudest noise and we wear the loudest shirts
We drink the strongest beer and we sing until it hurts

Cos We're The Wanderers
Yeah The Wanderers
We Go Around, Around, Around, Around, Around

We've got the "Grocer" on the left and the "German" on the right
But no one ever knows who will get the egg tonight
We got "Smelly", we got "Scarby" we got little "Nigger" too
And if you meet our "Robby" then he'll say F**k O*f to you

Cos He's A Wanderer
Yeah We're The Wanderers
We Go Around, Around etc..

Our Captain is "FB" and our anchor man is Cliff
Known to most as "Brown Bum", don't ask us why, just sniff
Now "Scouser" is the man who gets a lot of spares
"Froggy" wins the bowl off's while "Killer" shoots the hares

Repeat Chorus

We Got, "Kenny", We Got "Steptoe" And Old "Neil Bob" Sometimes Shows
"Paddy" Doesn't Bowl Now Due to Egg Stains On His Clothes
"Toffee" and "Filthy Letcher" Now Complete Our Fearsome Crew
We Like To Go A Wanderin' And We'll Wander Over You