POPADOM, POPADOM, POPADOM
KEEMA NAN, KEEMA NAN, KEEMA NAN
PILLAU RICE, PILLAU RICE, PILLAU RICE
ONION BHAJEE, ONION BHAJEE

MEAT MADRAS, MEAT MADRAS, MEAT MADRAS
TARKA DALL, TARKA DALL, TARKA DALL
SHEEK KEBAB, SHEEK KEBAB, SHEEK KEBAB
JALFRAZI, JALFRAZI

VINDALOO, VINDALOO, VINDALOO
CHICKEN TIKA, CHICKEN TIKA, CHICKEN TIKA
AFTER EIGHTS, AFTER EIGHTS, AFTER EIGHTS
KING PRAWN BHOONA, KING PRAWN BHOONA

OH MY BOTTOM, OH MY BOTTOM, OH MY BOTTOM
HOW IT HURTS, HOW IT HURTS, HOW IT HURTS
ATE A PHALL, ATE A PHALL, ATE A PHALL
I WAS PISSED ... VERY PISSED...