WANDERERS - PROGRESS REPORT
Week 5 - 90/91 Season
And the losing streak continues, aided admirably again by an absolutely crap Anchor hand. What a bunch of 'toss pots', we give them a 9 pin lead and they still manage to lose the game by two pins. This loss was due, in no small part, to the piss poor skittling of one Michael 'Froggy' Wood, a beaver and a score of 26 (And the egg) went to prove that the previous week's 48 was indeed pure fluke ! The only person who was happy about this particularly useless performance was Mark 'Blind Bastard' Whitehouse, who up until that point was a dead ringer for a good egging after his pathetic 28.
The only spare of the evening came from 'Baron Mad Max Von Bendal' who scored a very respectable (For our alley) 45, this despite a number of very poor Hitler impersonations by the opposition. Once again the skipper, 'FB' bowled soundly for a well deserved 41, this boy just goes from strength to strength, what will he do next, such skill etc..
Cliff 'Living Doll' Pennell manages to sneak to the top of the averages with his mediocre 33, but only by virtue of the fact that 'Scouse' has now had to play a game on a 'Real' Alley. Did Cliff really get a 60 in the first week ?, Will Robby 'FO' Large turn up for his 'Egg' this week ?, Does Neil smell ? Answers on a Postcard please.
The singing was of a much higher standard last week, with the debut of the soon to be famous 'Popadom Song' (Full Version in E Minor). It is hoped that more song sheets will be made available soon (Neil).
Anyway enough of the skittles, on to the serious part of the evening, the Curry ! A respectable turn out was recorded at the inaugural 'Wanderers Curry Night'. The evening was subsidised by the Funds to the tune of 30 dosheroonies, and many poppadoms were crunched and Jalfrazi bottoms expected. Don't forget, the next Curry evening is on Tuesday 6th November, a Mini-Bus will be laid on for a cultural tour of a number of Cotswold Hostelries ending with a curry in Evesham.
The Captain
WANDERERS - AVERAGES
22nd October 1990 Played 5, Won 2, Lost 3
|
POS |
MOV |
NAME |
PINS |
PLD |
AVE |
S |
N |
B |
F |
|
1 |
+1 |
Cliff |
211 |
5 |
42.2 |
3 |
3 |
1 |
5 |
|
2 |
-1 |
Scouse |
125 |
3 |
41.66 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
|
3 |
+1 |
Leigh |
206 |
5 |
41.2 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
|
4 |
+1 |
Nigel |
202 |
5 |
40.4 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
|
5= |
+1 |
Gary |
199 |
5 |
39.8 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
|
5= |
+3 |
Mike B |
199 |
5 |
39.8 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
|
7 |
- |
Neil |
195 |
5 |
39 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
4 |
|
8 |
+2 |
Derek |
151 |
4 |
37.75 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
|
9 |
+2 |
Steve |
112 |
3 |
37.33 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
|
10 |
-7 |
Mike W |
111 |
3 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
|
11 |
+2 |
Chris T |
108 |
3 |
36 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
|
12 |
+2 |
Rob |
107 |
2 |
35.66 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
4 |
|
13 |
-1 |
Paul |
142 |
4 |
35.5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
|
14 |
-5 |
Mark |
104 |
3 |
34.66 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
|
15 |
- |
Chris M |
65 |
2 |
32.5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
|
16 |
- |
John |
58 |
2 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
|
- |
- |
Dave |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
- |
- |
Kevin |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
- |
- |
Neil Bob |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Key: S = Spares, N = Nines, B = Beavers, F = Fines